2010-07-10
Original: 2010-07-10 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Single panel:
A naked young man with reddish, flame-like hair sits up in bed in a dim room (a green bottle on a bedside crate beside him). He looks alarmed/excited. In the extreme foreground at left, in profile, is the large face of an older man with a stern, disapproving expression.
Young man: IT'S NOT SEX! IT'S VAGINA-AIDED MASTURBATION!
Caption (below panel): I am no longer a monk.
Votey:
Single black-and-white panel. The young man, eyes closed, smiling blissfully.
Young man: IT'S A MIRACLE! VIRGIN SEX!
A naked young man with reddish, flame-like hair sits up in bed in a dim room (a green bottle on a bedside crate beside him). He looks alarmed/excited. In the extreme foreground at left, in profile, is the large face of an older man with a stern, disapproving expression.
Young man: IT'S NOT SEX! IT'S VAGINA-AIDED MASTURBATION!
Caption (below panel): I am no longer a monk.
Votey:
Single black-and-white panel. The young man, eyes closed, smiling blissfully.
Young man: IT'S A MIRACLE! VIRGIN SEX!
Alt text
A single comic panel shows a naked young man with flame-like red hair sitting up in a dim bedroom, looking alarmed. Dominating the left foreground in profile is the large, stern face of an older man. The young man shouts, "It's not sex! It's vagina-aided masturbation!" A caption below reads, "I am no longer a monk." In the black-and-white votey panel, the same man, eyes closed and smiling blissfully, declares, "It's a miracle! Virgin sex!" The joke: he rationalizes breaking his vow of chastity by reframing sex as a technicality.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.