2010-07-08
Original: 2010-07-08 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
God (a yellow polygonal figure with triangular spikes/markings): OH GEE, GOOD QUESTION. HERE, LET ME CALL THE NOTHINGVERSE AND SEE IF NOBODY PICKS UP. HELLO? HELLO? WELL THAT'S ODD, NO-
Man (with brown hair, green shirt): OKAY. I GET IT. JEEZ.
Panel 2 (banner across top reads "MOMENTS PRIOR..."):
Man: GOD... WHY IS THERE SOMETHING INSTEAD OF NOTHING?
[God appears as a large yellow shape with triangles on the left.]
Votey:
Man: GOD, WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE A GOLDEN PIZZA.
God: I TOO HAVE A CREATOR, AND HE IS A LAZY BASTARD.
God (a yellow polygonal figure with triangular spikes/markings): OH GEE, GOOD QUESTION. HERE, LET ME CALL THE NOTHINGVERSE AND SEE IF NOBODY PICKS UP. HELLO? HELLO? WELL THAT'S ODD, NO-
Man (with brown hair, green shirt): OKAY. I GET IT. JEEZ.
Panel 2 (banner across top reads "MOMENTS PRIOR..."):
Man: GOD... WHY IS THERE SOMETHING INSTEAD OF NOTHING?
[God appears as a large yellow shape with triangles on the left.]
Votey:
Man: GOD, WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE A GOLDEN PIZZA.
God: I TOO HAVE A CREATOR, AND HE IS A LAZY BASTARD.
Alt text
A two-panel comic, read bottom-to-top. In the lower panel, labeled "MOMENTS PRIOR...", a man with brown hair and a green shirt looks toward a large yellow spiky shape (God) and asks, "God... why is there something instead of nothing?" In the upper panel, God, drawn as a small round yellow figure dotted with triangles, responds sarcastically: "Oh gee, good question. Here, let me call the nothingverse and see if nobody picks up. Hello? Hello? Well that's odd, no-" The man, looking unimpressed, cuts him off: "Okay. I get it. Jeez." In the black-and-white votey panel, the man tells God, "God, why do you look like a golden pizza." God replies, "I too have a creator, and he is a lazy bastard."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.