2010-07-12
Original: 2010-07-12 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Caption: FOR SOME REASON, CATS ARE ASSOCIATED WITH SEXUALITY.
A blonde woman wearing cat ears and a pink bra: RAR.
Panel 2:
Caption: BUT CATS ACTUALLY HAVE FAIRLY TYPICAL MAMMALIAN SEX.
(Two cats, one mounting the other.)
Panel 3:
Caption: AS OPPOSED TO DUCKS WHO HAVE HUGE GENITALS AND NOTORIOUSLY WEIRD AGGRESSIVE SEX.
(Two ducks; a sign over them reads:) CENSORED.
Panel 4:
Caption: UNFORTUNATELY, MY BOYFRIEND DIDN'T APPRECIATE THIS OBSERVATION.
Woman: I'M SORRY! I DIDN'T MEAN FOR IT TO GET WEIRD.
Boyfriend (red-haired man): WELL, IT GOT WEIRD. IT GOT WEIRD.
Panel 5:
Caption: EARLIER...
Large speech bubbles: MWAAAACK! MWAAAACK!
(A distressed-looking man, presumably the boyfriend, during the encounter.)
Votey:
The red-haired boyfriend, shirtless and looking unsettled, with a small speech bubble: MWACK.
Caption: FOR SOME REASON, CATS ARE ASSOCIATED WITH SEXUALITY.
A blonde woman wearing cat ears and a pink bra: RAR.
Panel 2:
Caption: BUT CATS ACTUALLY HAVE FAIRLY TYPICAL MAMMALIAN SEX.
(Two cats, one mounting the other.)
Panel 3:
Caption: AS OPPOSED TO DUCKS WHO HAVE HUGE GENITALS AND NOTORIOUSLY WEIRD AGGRESSIVE SEX.
(Two ducks; a sign over them reads:) CENSORED.
Panel 4:
Caption: UNFORTUNATELY, MY BOYFRIEND DIDN'T APPRECIATE THIS OBSERVATION.
Woman: I'M SORRY! I DIDN'T MEAN FOR IT TO GET WEIRD.
Boyfriend (red-haired man): WELL, IT GOT WEIRD. IT GOT WEIRD.
Panel 5:
Caption: EARLIER...
Large speech bubbles: MWAAAACK! MWAAAACK!
(A distressed-looking man, presumably the boyfriend, during the encounter.)
Votey:
The red-haired boyfriend, shirtless and looking unsettled, with a small speech bubble: MWACK.
Alt text
A five-panel vertical SMBC comic about cats, ducks, and a sex encounter gone wrong. Panel 1 caption: 'For some reason, cats are associated with sexuality.' A blonde woman in cat ears and a pink bra says 'Rar.' Panel 2 caption: 'But cats actually have fairly typical mammalian sex.' Two cats are shown mating. Panel 3 caption: 'As opposed to ducks who have huge genitals and notoriously weird aggressive sex.' Two ducks are shown with a 'CENSORED' sign over them. Panel 4 caption: 'Unfortunately, my boyfriend didn't appreciate this observation.' In bed, the woman says 'I'm sorry! I didn't mean for it to get weird,' and her red-haired boyfriend replies, shaken, 'Well, it got weird. It got weird.' Panel 5 caption: 'Earlier...' Huge duck-like quacking bubbles read 'MWAAAACK! MWAAAACK!' over the distressed boyfriend, implying the woman imitated aggressive duck mating during sex. Votey: a close-up of the shirtless, traumatized red-haired boyfriend with a small bubble quietly saying 'Mwack.'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.