2010-06-11
Original: 2010-06-11 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Three men stand outdoors on a grassy hillside under a blue sky. One man holds a large wooden cross. A bald man with a gray beard holds nails in his hands. A red-haired, red-bearded man in a white and purple robe (depicted as Jesus) speaks cheerfully.
Red-haired man (Jesus): "OH COOL! ARE WE MAKING GIANT KITES?"
Caption (below panel): Of course, not every moment made its way into the gospels.
Votey:
Text on a scroll banner:
"And the lord said "oh wait. shit. shit. shit. Truly, you guys art dicks.""
Three men stand outdoors on a grassy hillside under a blue sky. One man holds a large wooden cross. A bald man with a gray beard holds nails in his hands. A red-haired, red-bearded man in a white and purple robe (depicted as Jesus) speaks cheerfully.
Red-haired man (Jesus): "OH COOL! ARE WE MAKING GIANT KITES?"
Caption (below panel): Of course, not every moment made its way into the gospels.
Votey:
Text on a scroll banner:
"And the lord said "oh wait. shit. shit. shit. Truly, you guys art dicks.""
Alt text
A comic of three men on a grassy hillside. One holds a tall wooden cross; a bald gray-bearded man holds nails; and a smiling red-haired, red-bearded man in a white-and-purple robe (Jesus) says cheerfully, "Oh cool! Are we making giant kites?" A caption reads: "Of course, not every moment made its way into the gospels." The joke is that Jesus naively misreads the cross and nails meant for his crucifixion as kite-making supplies. Votey: a hand-drawn scroll banner reads, "And the lord said 'oh wait. shit. shit. shit. Truly, you guys art dicks.'" — the moment realization sets in.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.