2010-05-15
Original: 2010-05-15 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A recorded video of a balding, bespectacled older man plays on a computer monitor in a darkened room. A young man with reddish-brown hair sits in front of the screen, watching.
Man on screen: "Hello, son. I know what you're here for. But BEWARE... of the 20,000 videos hidden on this drive... one is of your mother. So, good luck... IF YOU DARE! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Caption (below panel): Life was better when fathers hid porno under the mattress.
Votey:
Close-up of the same older man on screen, now looking tired and resigned.
Man on screen: "Also, take out the trash in the morning, please."
A recorded video of a balding, bespectacled older man plays on a computer monitor in a darkened room. A young man with reddish-brown hair sits in front of the screen, watching.
Man on screen: "Hello, son. I know what you're here for. But BEWARE... of the 20,000 videos hidden on this drive... one is of your mother. So, good luck... IF YOU DARE! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Caption (below panel): Life was better when fathers hid porno under the mattress.
Votey:
Close-up of the same older man on screen, now looking tired and resigned.
Man on screen: "Also, take out the trash in the morning, please."
Alt text
A young man with reddish-brown hair sits in a dark room facing a computer monitor. On the screen, a recorded video plays of a balding, bespectacled older man (his father) who declares: "Hello, son. I know what you're here for. But BEWARE... of the 20,000 videos hidden on this drive... one is of your mother. So, good luck... if you dare! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" A caption beneath reads: "Life was better when fathers hid porno under the mattress." Votey (aftercomic): a close-up of the same father on screen, now looking tired and deadpan, adding: "Also, take out the trash in the morning, please."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.