2010-04-26
Original: 2010-04-26 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (single panel):
A man with dark brown hair (back to viewer) speaks to a woman with red hair holding a cigarette.
Man: OF COURSE, MUCH OF KIERKEGAARD'S RELIGIOUS PHILOSOPHY CAN BE TRACED BACK TO HIS BEING A TAURUS.
Woman: POSSIBLY, BUT... WAIT, WHAT? YOU... OHHHHHHHHHH!
Caption below the panel:
Dumbpiphany: The realization that the reason the entire conversation has been difficult to follow is that you're talking to an idiot.
Votey:
A smiling man with wide blank eyes has a thought bubble above his head containing a lit lightbulb that has a comically dumb, slack-jawed face.
A man with dark brown hair (back to viewer) speaks to a woman with red hair holding a cigarette.
Man: OF COURSE, MUCH OF KIERKEGAARD'S RELIGIOUS PHILOSOPHY CAN BE TRACED BACK TO HIS BEING A TAURUS.
Woman: POSSIBLY, BUT... WAIT, WHAT? YOU... OHHHHHHHHHH!
Caption below the panel:
Dumbpiphany: The realization that the reason the entire conversation has been difficult to follow is that you're talking to an idiot.
Votey:
A smiling man with wide blank eyes has a thought bubble above his head containing a lit lightbulb that has a comically dumb, slack-jawed face.
Alt text
A single-panel comic. A dark-haired man, seen from behind, talks earnestly to a red-haired woman holding a cigarette. He says, "Of course, much of Kierkegaard's religious philosophy can be traced back to his being a Taurus." The woman replies, dawning realization on her face, "Possibly, but... wait, what? You... ohhhhhhhhhh!" A caption below reads: "Dumbpiphany: The realization that the reason the entire conversation has been difficult to follow is that you're talking to an idiot." Votey: a crudely drawn smiling man with wide blank eyes has a thought bubble showing a lit lightbulb whose filament forms a dumb, slack-jawed face—the idea-bulb of an idiot.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.