2010-04-25

A three-panel comic. Panel 1: a green big-eyed alien on a couch asks its red-haired human roommate, who is holding a mug, 'Hey roomie. You mind if I watch some Zorblaxian porn?' The man answers, 'Uh. Sure.' Panel 2: the man recoils with a disgusted face, saying '=GHHK= How do you masturbate while they're doing THAT?!' The alien replies, 'Doing what? They haven't even started-' then, 'Forget it. I'm gonna go vomit.' Panel 3, captioned 'MOMENTS AGO...': we see the TV from behind the two watchers. On screen are two green aliens sitting with the soles of their feet pressed together; one says 'I love you.' The joke is that what the alien considers ordinary romance (sole-to-sole foot contact) is what disgusted the human, while what the human assumed was porn hadn't even happened. Votey: a woman with long hair leans in toward the alien and says 'Hey, what're you wat-EWW!!', reacting in disgust to the same footage while the alien stares blankly.