2010-04-28
Original: 2010-04-28 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Title text (top): DO YOU REALLY WANT TO DATE A SMART PERSON?
Panel 1 — header banner: AVERAGE PERSON
A woman with brown hair faces a man with red hair.
Woman: HEY! MY EYES ARE UP HERE!
Man (red hair): OH, AH! SORRY! SORRY!
Panel 2 — header banner: STATISTICIAN
The same woman faces a man with black hair and glasses.
Woman: HEY! MY EYES ARE UP HERE!
Man (statistician): I HAVE NO DATA TO SUPPORT THAT CONCLUSION.
Votey:
A man and a woman face each other.
Woman: HEY! MY EYES—
Man (interrupting): BOOOOOBS.
Panel 1 — header banner: AVERAGE PERSON
A woman with brown hair faces a man with red hair.
Woman: HEY! MY EYES ARE UP HERE!
Man (red hair): OH, AH! SORRY! SORRY!
Panel 2 — header banner: STATISTICIAN
The same woman faces a man with black hair and glasses.
Woman: HEY! MY EYES ARE UP HERE!
Man (statistician): I HAVE NO DATA TO SUPPORT THAT CONCLUSION.
Votey:
A man and a woman face each other.
Woman: HEY! MY EYES—
Man (interrupting): BOOOOOBS.
Alt text
A two-panel SMBC comic titled 'DO YOU REALLY WANT TO DATE A SMART PERSON?' In the first panel, labeled 'AVERAGE PERSON,' a brown-haired woman scolds a red-haired man, 'HEY! MY EYES ARE UP HERE!' and he flusters, 'OH, AH! SORRY! SORRY!' In the second panel, labeled 'STATISTICIAN,' the same woman tells a black-haired man in glasses, 'HEY! MY EYES ARE UP HERE!' and he calmly replies, 'I HAVE NO DATA TO SUPPORT THAT CONCLUSION,' implying he won't accept her claim about where he was looking without evidence. The votey (bonus panel) is a rougher black-and-white drawing: the woman starts 'HEY! MY EYES—' and the man interrupts her, gleefully blurting out a stretched-out 'BOOOOOBS.'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.