2010-04-06
Original: 2010-04-06 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Killer whale (Hank): I just hate that my kind are called "killer" whales. We're no more "killer" than a lion or bear, but they don't have that word in their names.
(A gray whale listens beside him.)
Panel 2:
Gray whale: Oh, right, Hank. Your people have it sooo bad.
Panel 3:
Killer whale (Hank), leaning in close to the gray whale: Jerk.
Panel 4:
A scene at an aquarium. The gray whale swims in a tank while several human visitors (children and adults) look on. A placard on the tank reads: MOLESTER WHALE. (A small fish-shaped sign also sits on the ledge.)
Votey:
Top banner: EVEN WORSE...
Another aquarium tank display showing a long-haired bearded man sitting inside it. The placard on this tank reads: WEINER.
Killer whale (Hank): I just hate that my kind are called "killer" whales. We're no more "killer" than a lion or bear, but they don't have that word in their names.
(A gray whale listens beside him.)
Panel 2:
Gray whale: Oh, right, Hank. Your people have it sooo bad.
Panel 3:
Killer whale (Hank), leaning in close to the gray whale: Jerk.
Panel 4:
A scene at an aquarium. The gray whale swims in a tank while several human visitors (children and adults) look on. A placard on the tank reads: MOLESTER WHALE. (A small fish-shaped sign also sits on the ledge.)
Votey:
Top banner: EVEN WORSE...
Another aquarium tank display showing a long-haired bearded man sitting inside it. The placard on this tank reads: WEINER.
Alt text
A four-panel comic. In panels 1-3, a black-and-white killer whale named Hank complains to a gray whale that his species is unfairly called "killer" whales when lions and bears don't get that word in their names. The gray whale sarcastically replies, "Oh, right, Hank. Your people have it sooo bad." Hank leans in and snaps, "Jerk." In the final wide panel, the gray whale is shown swimming in an aquarium tank with human visitors watching; the tank's placard reads "MOLESTER WHALE," revealing the gray whale has it far worse. Votey: a banner reads "EVEN WORSE..." above another aquarium tank containing a sad, long-haired bearded man, with a placard labeling the exhibit "WEINER."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.