2010-01-19
Original: 2010-01-19 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A group of warriors (a man with red flame-like hair and a headband, a bald bearded older man, and a blonde-haired archer with a bow and quiver of arrows) face off against a grinning pointy-eared goblin-like creature.
Goblin: HAHAHA! YOUR SWORDS ARE USELESS! MY ARMS GROW BACK THE MOMENT THEY ARE CUT OFF!
Panel 2:
Close-up of the red-haired warrior with the headband, frowning thoughtfully, hand on his chin, against a bright yellow background. (No dialogue.)
Panel 3:
A medieval-style illustration with a banner reading "YE FAMINE ENDED." A peasant stands to the left holding a sign and gesturing toward a large crate labeled "ENJOY." To the right, another peasant loads severed arms into a wheelbarrow.
Votey:
Two people sit at a table. One looks down at a plate.
Person: AWW! GOBLIN ARM AGAIN?!
A group of warriors (a man with red flame-like hair and a headband, a bald bearded older man, and a blonde-haired archer with a bow and quiver of arrows) face off against a grinning pointy-eared goblin-like creature.
Goblin: HAHAHA! YOUR SWORDS ARE USELESS! MY ARMS GROW BACK THE MOMENT THEY ARE CUT OFF!
Panel 2:
Close-up of the red-haired warrior with the headband, frowning thoughtfully, hand on his chin, against a bright yellow background. (No dialogue.)
Panel 3:
A medieval-style illustration with a banner reading "YE FAMINE ENDED." A peasant stands to the left holding a sign and gesturing toward a large crate labeled "ENJOY." To the right, another peasant loads severed arms into a wheelbarrow.
Votey:
Two people sit at a table. One looks down at a plate.
Person: AWW! GOBLIN ARM AGAIN?!
Alt text
A three-panel comic. Panel 1: A goblin-like creature with pointy ears taunts a group of warriors (a red-haired man with a headband, a bald bearded man, and a blonde archer), boasting, "HAHAHA! YOUR SWORDS ARE USELESS! MY ARMS GROW BACK THE MOMENT THEY ARE CUT OFF!" Panel 2: The red-haired warrior, against a yellow background, frowns and strokes his chin in thought, getting an idea. Panel 3: A medieval woodcut-style scene under a banner reading "YE FAMINE ENDED"; a peasant gestures toward a large crate labeled "ENJOY" while another peasant loads a wheelbarrow full of severed arms. The joke: the warriors solved a famine by repeatedly harvesting the goblin's regenerating arms as a food source. Votey (aftercomic): Two people sit at a dinner table, and one complains, "AWW! GOBLIN ARM AGAIN?!" suggesting the limitless goblin-arm food has become a tiresomely repetitive meal.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.