2010-01-23

A man walks down a dim hallway holding the hand of his young red-haired child, while another man passes by in the background. The child looks up and asks: "Daddy, why do all men have one hand that looks softer than the other, as if it's been moisturized several times a day for years?" A caption beneath the panel reads: "I've decided I don't want observant children after all." The joke implies the soft hand is from frequent masturbation. In the votey, a smirking man delivers a deadpan one-word excuse in a speech bubble: "Bowling. That is all."