2010-01-18
Original: 2010-01-18 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Man at a podium (university administrator): "Due to dwindling university funds, we're combining the medical school and the track and field club."
A person in the audience: "Oh, dear god no."
Panel 2:
A woman: "Nevermind. This is awesome."
(A track athlete in athletic gear leaps over a hurdle that is actually a gurney/operating table with a body lying on it, while medical figures look on.)
Votey:
One person: "Where's my dissection head?"
Another person: "Where are all the shotputters?"
A small speech bubble between them: "Oh no."
Man at a podium (university administrator): "Due to dwindling university funds, we're combining the medical school and the track and field club."
A person in the audience: "Oh, dear god no."
Panel 2:
A woman: "Nevermind. This is awesome."
(A track athlete in athletic gear leaps over a hurdle that is actually a gurney/operating table with a body lying on it, while medical figures look on.)
Votey:
One person: "Where's my dissection head?"
Another person: "Where are all the shotputters?"
A small speech bubble between them: "Oh no."
Alt text
Two-panel comic. Panel 1: A bald administrator at a podium announces, "Due to dwindling university funds, we're combining the medical school and the track and field club." An alarmed audience member shouts, "Oh, dear god no." Panel 2: A track athlete in a tank top and shorts hurdles over what turns out to be a gurney with a human body on it, treating operating tables like track equipment. A smiling woman says, "Nevermind. This is awesome." Votey (black-and-white aftercomic): Two people face each other; one asks, "Where's my dissection head?" and the other asks, "Where are all the shotputters?" A small bubble between them reads, "Oh no" — implying the athletes have been using human heads as shotputs.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.