2010-01-27
Original: 2010-01-27 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Title banner: AWKWARDNESS AT THE HUMAN-ZORBLAXIAN CULTURAL EXCHANGE
Panel 1:
Two green alien delegates (large black almond-shaped eyes, wearing blue shirts) sit at a table across from a group of humans. One alien speaks.
Alien: "Our anthropologists have a question. Why do the males attempt to impregnate the shower drain several times a week?"
The humans seated across the table (including a man with dark hair, a man in a yellow shirt with glasses, a red-haired woman with glasses seen from behind, and others) look uncomfortable.
Votey:
A man with glasses leans in and whispers behind his hand.
Man (whispering): "Shhh! The females don't know abo-"
A speech bubble interrupts from off-panel.
Off-panel voice: "Yes we do."
Panel 1:
Two green alien delegates (large black almond-shaped eyes, wearing blue shirts) sit at a table across from a group of humans. One alien speaks.
Alien: "Our anthropologists have a question. Why do the males attempt to impregnate the shower drain several times a week?"
The humans seated across the table (including a man with dark hair, a man in a yellow shirt with glasses, a red-haired woman with glasses seen from behind, and others) look uncomfortable.
Votey:
A man with glasses leans in and whispers behind his hand.
Man (whispering): "Shhh! The females don't know abo-"
A speech bubble interrupts from off-panel.
Off-panel voice: "Yes we do."
Alt text
A webcomic titled "Awkwardness at the human-Zorblaxian cultural exchange." In the main panel, two green aliens with large black eyes and blue shirts sit at a table facing a group of uncomfortable-looking humans. One alien asks: "Our anthropologists have a question. Why do the males attempt to impregnate the shower drain several times a week?" In the black-and-white votey panel, a man with glasses leans in to whisper, "Shhh! The females don't know abo-", and is cut off by an off-panel voice replying flatly, "Yes we do."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.