2010-01-05
Original: 2010-01-05 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Scientist (a balding older man with gray hair, glasses, and a white lab coat, holding up a pill in his lab): "I'VE DONE IT! WITH THIS SIMPLE CHEAP PILL, EVERYONE CAN HAVE X-RAY VISION!"
Panel 2:
Caption banner: "ONE WEEK LATER..."
Newspaper headline: "ALL SEXY BODY PARTS GET CANCER AT SAME TIME!"
Votey:
A news anchor (a man with reddish hair and a mustache) reading from a sheet of paper, with a graphic on the screen beside him: "HIGHLY AFFLICTED AREAS INCLUDE WEEWEES, TATAS, AND HOOHOOS."
Scientist (a balding older man with gray hair, glasses, and a white lab coat, holding up a pill in his lab): "I'VE DONE IT! WITH THIS SIMPLE CHEAP PILL, EVERYONE CAN HAVE X-RAY VISION!"
Panel 2:
Caption banner: "ONE WEEK LATER..."
Newspaper headline: "ALL SEXY BODY PARTS GET CANCER AT SAME TIME!"
Votey:
A news anchor (a man with reddish hair and a mustache) reading from a sheet of paper, with a graphic on the screen beside him: "HIGHLY AFFLICTED AREAS INCLUDE WEEWEES, TATAS, AND HOOHOOS."
Alt text
Panel 1: A balding older scientist in a white lab coat and glasses stands in his lab beside beakers, triumphantly holding up a tiny pill. He says, "I've done it! With this simple cheap pill, everyone can have X-ray vision!"
Panel 2: A red caption banner reads "One week later..." Below it is a newspaper whose huge headline reads, "ALL SEXY BODY PARTS GET CANCER AT SAME TIME!" The joke: cheap X-ray vision means everyone constantly irradiating each other's bodies, causing mass cancer.
Votey: A mustached news anchor reads from a paper in front of a TV graphic, reporting, "Highly afflicted areas include weewees, tatas, and hoohoos."
Panel 2: A red caption banner reads "One week later..." Below it is a newspaper whose huge headline reads, "ALL SEXY BODY PARTS GET CANCER AT SAME TIME!" The joke: cheap X-ray vision means everyone constantly irradiating each other's bodies, causing mass cancer.
Votey: A mustached news anchor reads from a paper in front of a TV graphic, reporting, "Highly afflicted areas include weewees, tatas, and hoohoos."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.