2010-01-04
Original: 2010-01-04 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1: A man with flame-like orange hair holds his hands clasped near his mouth, praying.
Man: GOD... IF YOU'RE REAL, SHOW YOURSELF AS A DOVE ON MY WINDOWSILL.
Panel 2: A view of a window. A white dove sits on the windowsill against a blue sky. The man's profile is at the left edge.
Panel 3: The man smiles, pleased and a little surprised.
Panel 4: The man continues to smile contentedly.
Panel 5: The man clasps his hands near his mouth again, praying.
Man: NOW SHOW YOURSELF AS BOOBS.
Panel 6: A scene in the clouds. A bearded figure in a white and purple robe (depicted as God/Jesus) stands beside a large yellow disc-shaped object.
God: AND THAT IS WHY I DON'T DO MIRACLES ANYMORE.
Votey: A close-up of the bearded robed figure, now drawn in plain black-and-white, continuing his sentence.
God: AND AS FIFTY BUCKS. AND A KEG.
Man: GOD... IF YOU'RE REAL, SHOW YOURSELF AS A DOVE ON MY WINDOWSILL.
Panel 2: A view of a window. A white dove sits on the windowsill against a blue sky. The man's profile is at the left edge.
Panel 3: The man smiles, pleased and a little surprised.
Panel 4: The man continues to smile contentedly.
Panel 5: The man clasps his hands near his mouth again, praying.
Man: NOW SHOW YOURSELF AS BOOBS.
Panel 6: A scene in the clouds. A bearded figure in a white and purple robe (depicted as God/Jesus) stands beside a large yellow disc-shaped object.
God: AND THAT IS WHY I DON'T DO MIRACLES ANYMORE.
Votey: A close-up of the bearded robed figure, now drawn in plain black-and-white, continuing his sentence.
God: AND AS FIFTY BUCKS. AND A KEG.
Alt text
A six-panel comic. A man with orange hair prays: "God... if you're real, show yourself as a dove on my windowsill." A white dove then appears on his windowsill. He smiles, delighted. Still praying, he adds: "Now show yourself as boobs." The final panel shows a bearded robed figure (God) standing in the clouds next to a large yellow disc, saying, "And THAT is why I don't do miracles anymore" -- the implication being the man kept demanding more outrageous proofs. Votey: a close-up of God finishing the list of demands: "And as fifty bucks. And a keg."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.