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2010-01-09

Original: 2010-01-09 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Main comic (single panel):

Two yellow alien creatures with multiple eyes, small horns, and spiky protrusions stand in a watery blue landscape. A smaller alien (left) speaks with a larger, distressed-looking alien (right).

Smaller alien: "I thought that planet was called Earth."
Larger alien: "It was."
Larger alien: "It was, until they couldn't stop giggling at us all throughout first contact."
Smaller alien: "What's it called now?"
Larger alien: "Booger-dick."

Caption (below panel): The Uranians never spoke to us again.

Votey:

A single black-and-white panel showing a furious multi-eyed, spiky-toothed alien creature shouting.

Alien: "BOOGER-DICK WIENER... JERK... WIENER!!!"

Alt text

A single-panel SMBC comic. Two many-eyed, spiky yellow alien creatures stand in a blue watery landscape. The smaller one says, "I thought that planet was called Earth." The larger, wide-eyed one replies, "It was. It was, until they couldn't stop giggling at us all throughout first contact." The smaller asks, "What's it called now?" The larger answers, "Booger-dick." A caption below reads: "The Uranians never spoke to us again" — the joke being that the humans renamed the aliens' planet (Uranus / Earth) with a crude name and laughed through the diplomatic meeting. The votey is a black-and-white panel of an enraged, sharp-toothed alien screaming, "BOOGER-DICK WIENER... JERK... WIENER!!!"

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.