2010-01-03
Original: 2010-01-03 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A man with red, flame-like hair, wearing a yellow shirt, shakes and grips the side of a large vending machine labeled "VENDO-MATIC," his face contorted in rage.
Man: STUCK!? STUCK!? COME UNSTUCK YOU SON OF A BITCH! COME UNSTUCK! AAUAUAAAAUGH! AAAUAHAAGH!
Caption (below panel): Cocaine vending machines were a bad idea.
Votey:
A pink Pixy Stix-style candy straw, tilted diagonally, with text printed along it reading "ADULT PIXY STIX!"
A man with red, flame-like hair, wearing a yellow shirt, shakes and grips the side of a large vending machine labeled "VENDO-MATIC," his face contorted in rage.
Man: STUCK!? STUCK!? COME UNSTUCK YOU SON OF A BITCH! COME UNSTUCK! AAUAUAAAAUGH! AAAUAHAAGH!
Caption (below panel): Cocaine vending machines were a bad idea.
Votey:
A pink Pixy Stix-style candy straw, tilted diagonally, with text printed along it reading "ADULT PIXY STIX!"
Alt text
A man with red, flame-like hair in a yellow shirt furiously grips and shakes a large vending machine labeled "VENDO-MATIC," his face twisted with rage as he screams: "STUCK!? STUCK!? COME UNSTUCK YOU SON OF A BITCH! COME UNSTUCK! AAUAUAAAAUGH! AAAUAHAAGH!" A caption below reads: "Cocaine vending machines were a bad idea." Votey: a pink Pixy Stix candy straw printed with the words "ADULT PIXY STIX!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.