2009-12-09
Original: 2009-12-09 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Main comic (single panel):
A woman with long dark hair and a man are in bed together, the woman sitting up with her hand on the man's chest, both apparently nude. The man lies back against pillows, smiling and a little sweaty.
Man: OH! OH, YEAH! THAT'S FAIRLY GOOD!
Man: THAT'S NOT SO BAD.
Man: YOU'RE THE THIRD BEST SEX PARTNER I'VE EVER HAD!
Caption below panel: Wonder Woman no longer uses The Lasso of Truth for bondage play.
Votey:
A man lies in bed with a thought bubble above his head.
Thought: HOW CAN I GET MORE READERS? PHILOSOPHICAL OBSERVATIONS? MATHEMATICS? NAKED FEMALE SUPERHERO? ONE OF THOSE...
A woman with long dark hair and a man are in bed together, the woman sitting up with her hand on the man's chest, both apparently nude. The man lies back against pillows, smiling and a little sweaty.
Man: OH! OH, YEAH! THAT'S FAIRLY GOOD!
Man: THAT'S NOT SO BAD.
Man: YOU'RE THE THIRD BEST SEX PARTNER I'VE EVER HAD!
Caption below panel: Wonder Woman no longer uses The Lasso of Truth for bondage play.
Votey:
A man lies in bed with a thought bubble above his head.
Thought: HOW CAN I GET MORE READERS? PHILOSOPHICAL OBSERVATIONS? MATHEMATICS? NAKED FEMALE SUPERHERO? ONE OF THOSE...
Alt text
A single-panel comic shows a dark-haired woman and a man nude in bed; she sits up with her hand on his chest while he lies back against the pillows. He says, 'Oh! Oh, yeah! That's fairly good! That's not so bad. You're the third best sex partner I've ever had!' A caption beneath reads: 'Wonder Woman no longer uses The Lasso of Truth for bondage play' — the joke being that the lasso forces honesty, so his lukewarm praise is unflatteringly true. Votey: a man lies in bed thinking, 'How can I get more readers? Philosophical observations? Mathematics? Naked female superhero? One of those...' — the cartoonist mockingly explaining his choice of subject for this strip.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.