2009-10-28
Original: 2009-10-28 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
An older woman with gray hair (presenting herself as a child psychologist) addresses a young couple and their small boy, while holding up a zip-up sleeping bag.
Older woman: "NOW, HE MAY CLAIM OTHERWISE, BUT EVERY BOY'S DESIRE IS TO RETURN TO A SOFT WARM WOMB. THAT'S WHY I MADE THIS ZIP-UP SLEEPING BAG DESIGNED TO LOOK JUST LIKE MOMMY."
The young man and woman look on; the little boy looks uneasy.
Caption (below panel): "Practical Joke of the Year: Convincing your friends you're a child psychologist."
Votey:
A close-up of the older woman, now drawn in a loose sketchy style, leaning in with a wide grin.
Older woman: "AND LOOK! IT'S REVERSIBLE!"
An older woman with gray hair (presenting herself as a child psychologist) addresses a young couple and their small boy, while holding up a zip-up sleeping bag.
Older woman: "NOW, HE MAY CLAIM OTHERWISE, BUT EVERY BOY'S DESIRE IS TO RETURN TO A SOFT WARM WOMB. THAT'S WHY I MADE THIS ZIP-UP SLEEPING BAG DESIGNED TO LOOK JUST LIKE MOMMY."
The young man and woman look on; the little boy looks uneasy.
Caption (below panel): "Practical Joke of the Year: Convincing your friends you're a child psychologist."
Votey:
A close-up of the older woman, now drawn in a loose sketchy style, leaning in with a wide grin.
Older woman: "AND LOOK! IT'S REVERSIBLE!"
Alt text
A purple-toned comic panel. An older gray-haired woman holds up a zip-up sleeping bag and speaks to a young couple and their small boy. She says: "Now, he may claim otherwise, but every boy's desire is to return to a soft warm womb. That's why I made this zip-up sleeping bag designed to look just like Mommy." The parents listen while the little boy looks distinctly uncomfortable. A caption below reads: "Practical Joke of the Year: Convincing your friends you're a child psychologist." Votey (aftercomic): a sketchy black-and-white close-up of the same woman grinning eagerly as she adds, "And look! It's reversible!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.