2009-11-14
Original: 2009-11-14 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A gray-haired man in glasses and an apron stands behind a store counter, holding up a blister-packaged toy product toward a red-haired woman and a small red-haired child who are facing him.
Shopkeeper: NO, NO, IT'S A PLACEBO PILL. IT'S TOTALLY COOL!
Caption (below panel): There was one part of the "super-realistic spy gear" toy set that was a bit too macabre.
Votey:
A close-up of the blister-pack toy product. A header label across the top reads: ALSO, CHECK OUT!
The package label reads: KNIFE!
Inside the blister pack is a small knife.
Text beside the package: JUST LIKE A REAL ASSASSIN!
A gray-haired man in glasses and an apron stands behind a store counter, holding up a blister-packaged toy product toward a red-haired woman and a small red-haired child who are facing him.
Shopkeeper: NO, NO, IT'S A PLACEBO PILL. IT'S TOTALLY COOL!
Caption (below panel): There was one part of the "super-realistic spy gear" toy set that was a bit too macabre.
Votey:
A close-up of the blister-pack toy product. A header label across the top reads: ALSO, CHECK OUT!
The package label reads: KNIFE!
Inside the blister pack is a small knife.
Text beside the package: JUST LIKE A REAL ASSASSIN!
Alt text
A four-panel-style SMBC comic. Main panel: a gray-haired shopkeeper in glasses and an apron stands behind a store counter holding up a blister-packaged toy toward a red-haired woman and a small red-haired child. He says, "No, no, it's a placebo pill. It's totally cool!" The caption below reads: "There was one part of the 'super-realistic spy gear' toy set that was a bit too macabre." The joke is that the spy-gear toy set includes a fake suicide pill marketed as harmless. Votey (aftercomic): a close-up of another blister-pack toy from the set. A banner reads "Also, check out!" The package is labeled "Knife!" and contains a small knife, with text reading "Just like a real assassin!" — leaning further into the darkly macabre premise of an assassin-themed children's toy line.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.