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2009-10-19

Original: 2009-10-19 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1 (caption): GREAT IDEA: EVERYONE SELECTS TWO COSTUME IDEAS FROM A LIST, AND ATTENDS THE HALLOWEEN PARTY AS A COMBINATION THEREOF.

Panel 1 (scene): A group of people stands in front of a posted list. The list reads: ASTRONAUT, DOCTOR, ROBOT, DRACULA, PUMPKIN, LION. A man on the right gestures toward the list as the others look on.

Panel 2 (caption): BAD OUTCOME:

Panel 2 (scene): A row of partygoers all wearing nearly identical green, undressed, monstrous costumes. One of them asks.
Green partygoer: DID ANYONE NOT COME AS FRANKENPERVERT?

Votey:
Top banner: ASTROPERVERT!
Scene: A muscular figure, bare-chested and wearing only briefs, an astronaut/space helmet, and cat-like whiskers and ears, strikes a pose against a pink background.
Bottom banner: SAVES THE DAY AGAIN!

Alt text

A two-panel SMBC comic about a Halloween party costume scheme. Panel 1, captioned "GREAT IDEA: EVERYONE SELECTS TWO COSTUME IDEAS FROM A LIST, AND ATTENDS THE HALLOWEEN PARTY AS A COMBINATION THEREOF." A small crowd stands before a posted list of costume options: ASTRONAUT, DOCTOR, ROBOT, DRACULA, PUMPKIN, LION. Panel 2, captioned "BAD OUTCOME:" shows a row of partygoers who all combined the same two ideas, ending up as near-identical green, scantily clad Frankenstein-monster figures. One asks, "DID ANYONE NOT COME AS FRANKENPERVERT?" The joke: combining two list items still produces clones, and the popular combo is an absurd, lewd one. Votey: A muscular bare-chested figure in only briefs, wearing a space helmet plus cat whiskers and ears, poses heroically against pink. Banner text reads "ASTROPERVERT! SAVES THE DAY AGAIN!" — another combination costume played as a campy superhero.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.