2009-10-15
Original: 2009-10-15 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Main comic (single panel):
Two men sit at a red table. On the left, an older military officer in a green uniform with a red star insignia and a wide belt. On the right, a man in a brown coat and red tie with brown hair and a small dark mustache.
Military officer: "My Führer... if they really controlled the world's wealth, wouldn't they have bigger hats?"
Mustached man (raising a hand, looking stricken): "My God..."
Caption below the panel: Shortly before Hitler's suicide.
Votey:
Two panels in black and white.
Panel 1: A person with glasses and short hair leans over, speaking to a bearded man in front of a computer.
Person with glasses: "Why are you looking up Nazis and naked Burt Reynolds photos?"
Panel 2: The bearded man, looking sheepish.
Bearded man: "...Comics."
Two men sit at a red table. On the left, an older military officer in a green uniform with a red star insignia and a wide belt. On the right, a man in a brown coat and red tie with brown hair and a small dark mustache.
Military officer: "My Führer... if they really controlled the world's wealth, wouldn't they have bigger hats?"
Mustached man (raising a hand, looking stricken): "My God..."
Caption below the panel: Shortly before Hitler's suicide.
Votey:
Two panels in black and white.
Panel 1: A person with glasses and short hair leans over, speaking to a bearded man in front of a computer.
Person with glasses: "Why are you looking up Nazis and naked Burt Reynolds photos?"
Panel 2: The bearded man, looking sheepish.
Bearded man: "...Comics."
Alt text
Main comic: a single panel showing two men at a red table. On the left is an older military officer in a green uniform with a red star and wide belt; on the right is a man in a brown coat and red tie with brown hair and a small dark mustache, clearly meant to be Hitler. The officer asks, 'My Führer... if they really controlled the world's wealth, wouldn't they have bigger hats?' The mustached man raises a hand and replies with a stricken look, 'My God...', as if an antisemitic conspiracy theory has just been undone by absurd logic. A caption beneath reads, 'Shortly before Hitler's suicide.'
Votey (two black-and-white panels): A person with glasses leans over a bearded man at a computer and asks, 'Why are you looking up Nazis and naked Burt Reynolds photos?' The bearded man answers sheepishly, '...Comics.' The joke is the cartoonist's odd research material for drawing the comic.
Votey (two black-and-white panels): A person with glasses leans over a bearded man at a computer and asks, 'Why are you looking up Nazis and naked Burt Reynolds photos?' The bearded man answers sheepishly, '...Comics.' The joke is the cartoonist's odd research material for drawing the comic.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.