2009-09-15
Original: 2009-09-15 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Mother (seated on a couch beside her young red-haired son, hand on her chest): Son... I want you to know that sex should be a beautiful thing. Well, at least for the first three months. After that sex should be a desperate race against complacency.
Caption (below panel): Mom then left the room, donning her nun's hat and aviator goggles.
Votey:
Text (above figure): LET'S GET THIS OVER WITH!!
The mother is shown from the waist up, now dressed in a nun's habit and aviator goggles, leaning forward menacingly with a grim, determined expression.
Mother (seated on a couch beside her young red-haired son, hand on her chest): Son... I want you to know that sex should be a beautiful thing. Well, at least for the first three months. After that sex should be a desperate race against complacency.
Caption (below panel): Mom then left the room, donning her nun's hat and aviator goggles.
Votey:
Text (above figure): LET'S GET THIS OVER WITH!!
The mother is shown from the waist up, now dressed in a nun's habit and aviator goggles, leaning forward menacingly with a grim, determined expression.
Alt text
A boy with red hair sits on a couch next to his mother, who has her hand on her chest as she gives him a talk. She says: "Son... I want you to know that sex should be a beautiful thing. Well, at least for the first three months. After that sex should be a desperate race against complacency." A caption below reads: "Mom then left the room, donning her nun's hat and aviator goggles." Votey: a black-and-white drawing of the mother, now wearing a nun's habit and aviator goggles, leaning forward with a grimly determined face and shouting: "LET'S GET THIS OVER WITH!!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.