2009-09-16
Original: 2009-09-16 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Main comic (single panel):
A distressed-looking man with reddish hair and a wispy mustache, wearing a white tank top, holds up the palm of one hand toward the viewer. Written on his palm in handwritten letters is: "SAY HI TO MOM".
Caption below the panel:
Note to self:
No more notes to self on masturbation hand.
Votey:
Header bar: "WHAT I DO:"
A hand holds up a sheet of paper with handwritten text reading: "GREAT JOB WINNER!!"
A distressed-looking man with reddish hair and a wispy mustache, wearing a white tank top, holds up the palm of one hand toward the viewer. Written on his palm in handwritten letters is: "SAY HI TO MOM".
Caption below the panel:
Note to self:
No more notes to self on masturbation hand.
Votey:
Header bar: "WHAT I DO:"
A hand holds up a sheet of paper with handwritten text reading: "GREAT JOB WINNER!!"
Alt text
Single panel: a man with reddish hair and a thin mustache, wearing a white tank top, looks distressed and holds his open palm out toward the viewer. Handwritten across his palm are the words "SAY HI TO MOM." Caption below: "Note to self: No more notes to self on masturbation hand." Votey: under a header reading "WHAT I DO:", a hand holds up a sheet of paper with handwritten text saying "GREAT JOB WINNER!!" — the kind of self-affirming note he prefers to leave himself instead.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.