2009-09-18
Original: 2009-09-18 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A woman with brown hair, sitting on a bed in a bedroom, recoils and points at the window in alarm.
Woman: AAAH! GO AWAY!
At the window outside is a man with a green face wearing a purple cap and goggles (a stealth/spy-looking figure).
Man at window: WHAT? YOU CAN SEE ME?! WELL THAT WAS A WASTE OF FIVE HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS.
Panel 2:
Exterior view from above: a large stealth aircraft is crashed/wedged awkwardly into the roof and side of the house, having flown right up to the woman's bedroom window. The plane bears the label "STEALTH-1" on its fuselage.
Votey:
A stealth bomber aircraft flies over a rooftop. Dangling from a string beneath it is a small spy camera or surveillance device being lowered toward the house.
A woman with brown hair, sitting on a bed in a bedroom, recoils and points at the window in alarm.
Woman: AAAH! GO AWAY!
At the window outside is a man with a green face wearing a purple cap and goggles (a stealth/spy-looking figure).
Man at window: WHAT? YOU CAN SEE ME?! WELL THAT WAS A WASTE OF FIVE HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS.
Panel 2:
Exterior view from above: a large stealth aircraft is crashed/wedged awkwardly into the roof and side of the house, having flown right up to the woman's bedroom window. The plane bears the label "STEALTH-1" on its fuselage.
Votey:
A stealth bomber aircraft flies over a rooftop. Dangling from a string beneath it is a small spy camera or surveillance device being lowered toward the house.
Alt text
A two-panel comic. Panel one: a brown-haired woman sitting on her bed shrieks "AAAH! GO AWAY!" and points at her bedroom window, where a green-faced man in a purple cap and goggles peers in. He replies, "WHAT? YOU CAN SEE ME?! WELL THAT WAS A WASTE OF FIVE HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS." Panel two: an overhead view reveals a huge stealth aircraft labeled "STEALTH-1" crashed clumsily into the roof of her house, having parked right outside her window. The joke: a half-billion-dollar stealth plane is obviously, comically visible. Votey (aftercomic): a stealth bomber flies over a rooftop, lowering a tiny spy camera on a string toward the house below.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.