2009-09-11
Original: 2009-09-11 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (caption box):
FACT: As a sex offender, you are legally obligated to admit it to your neighbors
FACT: There is no rule against prefacing this admission
Panel 2 (scene at a doorstep):
A man with red hair, smiling, addresses a blonde woman seen from behind: "My sex is so good, it should be illegal, in fact..."
Beside him stands a balding man with a mustache and dark sunglasses.
Votey:
The mustached man (now without sunglasses) leans in close behind the red-haired man and says: "Exposure to minors."
The red-haired man, grimacing, replies: "Shh! Dude, come on!"
FACT: As a sex offender, you are legally obligated to admit it to your neighbors
FACT: There is no rule against prefacing this admission
Panel 2 (scene at a doorstep):
A man with red hair, smiling, addresses a blonde woman seen from behind: "My sex is so good, it should be illegal, in fact..."
Beside him stands a balding man with a mustache and dark sunglasses.
Votey:
The mustached man (now without sunglasses) leans in close behind the red-haired man and says: "Exposure to minors."
The red-haired man, grimacing, replies: "Shh! Dude, come on!"
Alt text
Main comic: A caption reads, "FACT: As a sex offender, you are legally obligated to admit it to your neighbors. FACT: There is no rule against prefacing this admission." Below, a cheerful red-haired man stands on a doorstep talking to a blonde woman (seen from behind), saying, "My sex is so good, it should be illegal, in fact..." Beside him stands a balding, mustached man wearing dark sunglasses, the actual sex offender being introduced. The man is using a flattering brag as a smooth lead-in to the legally required disclosure.
Votey: In a sketchy black-and-white follow-up, the mustached man leans in and finishes the sentence with the real charge: "Exposure to minors." The red-haired man winces and hisses, "Shh! Dude, come on!"
Votey: In a sketchy black-and-white follow-up, the mustached man leans in and finishes the sentence with the real charge: "Exposure to minors." The red-haired man winces and hisses, "Shh! Dude, come on!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.