2009-07-29
Original: 2009-07-29 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (single panel):
An older man (the dad) holds up a photo of a partially shaved gorilla and addresses a younger man (the son) with his back to the viewer.
Dad: "GIVEN THE OPPORTUNITY, WOULD YOU HAVE SEX WITH THIS PARTIALLY SHAVED GORILLA?"
Son: "WELL... Y-YEAH, I PROBABLY WOULD."
Dad: "YEP. ME TOO."
Caption (below panel): "Dad answered my question as to the difference between boys and girls."
Votey:
The son, shown in a rough black-and-white sketch, speaks.
Son: "CAN I HAVE THAT PICTURE FOR TONIGHT?"
An older man (the dad) holds up a photo of a partially shaved gorilla and addresses a younger man (the son) with his back to the viewer.
Dad: "GIVEN THE OPPORTUNITY, WOULD YOU HAVE SEX WITH THIS PARTIALLY SHAVED GORILLA?"
Son: "WELL... Y-YEAH, I PROBABLY WOULD."
Dad: "YEP. ME TOO."
Caption (below panel): "Dad answered my question as to the difference between boys and girls."
Votey:
The son, shown in a rough black-and-white sketch, speaks.
Son: "CAN I HAVE THAT PICTURE FOR TONIGHT?"
Alt text
A single-panel comic. An older man (the dad) holds up a small photo of a partially shaved gorilla, showing it to a younger man (his son), who stands with his back to us. The dad asks, "Given the opportunity, would you have sex with this partially shaved gorilla?" The son answers, "Well... y-yeah, I probably would." The dad replies, "Yep. Me too." A caption below reads: "Dad answered my question as to the difference between boys and girls" — the joke being that there is no difference; both react the same way. Votey (bonus panel, in rough black-and-white sketch): the son, looking eager, asks, "Can I have that picture for tonight?"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.