2009-07-28

A red-haired man in a green polo shirt sits at a table holding a syringe as two police officers enter the room behind him. He thinks in a panic, "OH GOD, IT'S THE COPS! QUICK, THINK OF AN EXCUSE!" Then he says aloud, fumbling, "UH... AH, THERE! GOT ALL THAT HEROIN OUT OF MY VEINS." A caption below reads, "And now to donate it to charity!" The joke is that he's pretending the heroin he just injected is something he's heroically removing rather than using. In the votey, the man, now in a sleeveless undershirt, presses the syringe back against his arm and says, "FIRST, I'LL TEMPORARILY STORE IT BACK IN MY ARM" — undermining his own excuse by re-injecting it.