2009-08-09
Original: 2009-08-09 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Man with red hair (to a woman with orange hair): WILL YOU MARRY ME?
Panel 2:
Woman with orange hair: I SHOULD TELL YOU I DON'T LIKE DOMESTIC LIFE, I NEVER WANT CHILDREN, AND SOMETIMES I JUST DISAPPEAR FOR SIX MONTHS AT A TIME.
Panel 3:
(The red-haired man stares ahead, expression flat and considering. No dialogue.)
Panel 4:
Red-haired man: WILL YOU MARRY ME *RIGHT NOW*.
Votey:
Caption banner: ZACH CARTOONS IN LOS ANGELES
A shirtless man holding a beer bottle stands behind a person hunched over drawing at a desk.
Person drawing: IS THIS SEXIST?
Shirtless man with beer: F--K BITCHES.
Man with red hair (to a woman with orange hair): WILL YOU MARRY ME?
Panel 2:
Woman with orange hair: I SHOULD TELL YOU I DON'T LIKE DOMESTIC LIFE, I NEVER WANT CHILDREN, AND SOMETIMES I JUST DISAPPEAR FOR SIX MONTHS AT A TIME.
Panel 3:
(The red-haired man stares ahead, expression flat and considering. No dialogue.)
Panel 4:
Red-haired man: WILL YOU MARRY ME *RIGHT NOW*.
Votey:
Caption banner: ZACH CARTOONS IN LOS ANGELES
A shirtless man holding a beer bottle stands behind a person hunched over drawing at a desk.
Person drawing: IS THIS SEXIST?
Shirtless man with beer: F--K BITCHES.
Alt text
A four-panel SMBC comic in muted green tones. Panel 1: A red-haired man asks a woman with orange hair, "Will you marry me?" Panel 2: The woman replies warily, "I should tell you I don't like domestic life, I never want children, and sometimes I just disappear for six months at a time." Panel 3: The man stares ahead with a flat, thoughtful expression, saying nothing. Panel 4: Newly enthusiastic, he leans in and asks, "Will you marry me RIGHT NOW." The joke: her list of supposed dealbreakers sounds like a dream to him. Votey (black-and-white aftercomic): A banner reads "Zach cartoons in Los Angeles." A shirtless man holding a beer stands behind someone hunched over drawing at a desk. The artist asks, "Is this sexist?" and the beer-drinking man answers, "F--k bitches."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.