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2009-07-18

Original: 2009-07-18 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1 (single panel):
Blonde woman (gesturing with open hands): "SEE, IT'S BEAUTIFUL! JUST LIKE A-"
Man: "NO! ABSOLUTELY NOT! THERE IS NOTHING METAPHYSICAL ABOUT YOU CHEATING ON ME!"
Blonde woman: "IT WAS BAD OF ME TO CHEAT ON YOU. IT WAS GOOD OF ME TO STOP."
Man: "NO!"

Below the panel: a yin-yang (taijitu) symbol.

Votey:
The blonde woman, smiling: "I'LL DO IT AGAIN, BUT I'M NOT DOING IT NOW!"

Alt text

A comic panel with a red background shows a blonde woman in a green tank top gesturing openly toward a brown-haired man in a teal collared shirt, who looks distressed. She says, "See, it's beautiful! Just like a-" He cuts her off: "No! Absolutely not! There is nothing metaphysical about you cheating on me!" She continues, "It was bad of me to cheat on you. It was good of me to stop." He responds, "No!" Beneath the panel is a black-and-white yin-yang symbol, illustrating her framing of her cheating and stopping as balanced opposites. Votey: a close-up of the smiling woman saying, "I'll do it again, but I'm not doing it now!"

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.