2009-07-14
Original: 2009-07-14 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1: A bespectacled man in a blue shirt stands at a podium, presenting to an audience, with a projection screen behind him.
Presenter: "WITH THE CREATION OF THE SHE-BORG SEX ROBOTS, WE HAVE ELIMINATED THE NEED FOR FEMALES ALTOGETHER!"
Panel 2: A man in the audience raises his hand to ask a question.
Audience member: "WHAT ABOUT PROCREATION?"
Panel 3: Close-up of the presenter's face, looking flat and unimpressed.
Panel 4: The presenter, looking exasperated, presses a hand to his forehead.
Presenter: "I SAID NEED."
Votey:
A robot stands beside a man.
Robot: "I'LL TAKE OFF MY SHIRT IF YOU'LL LET ME DESTROY ALL HUMAN LIFE."
Man: "OKAY!"
Presenter: "WITH THE CREATION OF THE SHE-BORG SEX ROBOTS, WE HAVE ELIMINATED THE NEED FOR FEMALES ALTOGETHER!"
Panel 2: A man in the audience raises his hand to ask a question.
Audience member: "WHAT ABOUT PROCREATION?"
Panel 3: Close-up of the presenter's face, looking flat and unimpressed.
Panel 4: The presenter, looking exasperated, presses a hand to his forehead.
Presenter: "I SAID NEED."
Votey:
A robot stands beside a man.
Robot: "I'LL TAKE OFF MY SHIRT IF YOU'LL LET ME DESTROY ALL HUMAN LIFE."
Man: "OKAY!"
Alt text
A four-panel comic. Panel 1: A bespectacled man in a blue shirt presents at a podium before an audience, with a projection screen behind him, announcing, "With the creation of the she-borg sex robots, we have eliminated the need for females altogether!" Panel 2: An audience member raises a hand and asks, "What about procreation?" Panel 3: Close-up of the presenter's deadpan, unimpressed face. Panel 4: The presenter presses a hand to his forehead in exasperation and says, "I said NEED." Votey: A sketchy black-and-white drawing of a robot standing next to a man. The robot says, "I'll take off my shirt if you'll let me destroy all human life." The man eagerly replies, "Okay!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.