2009-07-17
Original: 2009-07-17 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A man with brown hair in a red shirt stands behind a seated woman with red hair in a green shirt, resting a hand on her shoulder. The woman looks downcast.
Man: I'M SORRY YOU LOST YOUR STORE, HONEY.
Woman: THE FIRE DESTROYED EVERYTHING.
Man: WOULD YOU LIKE SOME... ORAL SEX?
Woman: OH GOD YES.
Caption (below panel): She seemed to lose interest right around the time I got my pants off.
Votey:
The woman, now standing, confronts the man who is seated/slumped at a table.
Woman: YOU LAUGHED! IT'S NOT SEXIST!
Man: NO, I CRIED.
Woman: TOO LATE!
A man with brown hair in a red shirt stands behind a seated woman with red hair in a green shirt, resting a hand on her shoulder. The woman looks downcast.
Man: I'M SORRY YOU LOST YOUR STORE, HONEY.
Woman: THE FIRE DESTROYED EVERYTHING.
Man: WOULD YOU LIKE SOME... ORAL SEX?
Woman: OH GOD YES.
Caption (below panel): She seemed to lose interest right around the time I got my pants off.
Votey:
The woman, now standing, confronts the man who is seated/slumped at a table.
Woman: YOU LAUGHED! IT'S NOT SEXIST!
Man: NO, I CRIED.
Woman: TOO LATE!
Alt text
A color comic. A brown-haired man in a red shirt stands with his hand on the shoulder of a seated, downcast red-haired woman in a green shirt. He says, "I'm sorry you lost your store, honey." She replies, "The fire destroyed everything." He offers, "Would you like some... oral sex?" and she answers, "Oh god yes." The caption beneath reads: "She seemed to lose interest right around the time I got my pants off." Votey (black-and-white aftercomic): the woman now stands over the slumped man at a table and accuses, "You laughed! It's not sexist!" He says, "No, I cried." She snaps, "Too late!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.