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2009-07-15

Original: 2009-07-15 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
A blonde woman embraces a man with reddish-brown hair wearing a purple cape over a blue tunic. She looks up at him happily.
Woman: A KISS FROM A PRINCE! THE WITCH'S SPELL IS BROKEN!

Panel 2 (a handwritten diary page):
Dear diary,
Today I was kissing dead chicks, and you'll never believe what happened!

Votey:
(handwritten diary page, continued)
It didn't work out. She insists on staying alive.
Does anyone understand women?!

Alt text

A fairy-tale scene: a happy blonde woman embraces a man in a purple cape and blue tunic. She exclaims, "A kiss from a prince! The witch's spell is broken!" Below, a handwritten diary page reframes it from his point of view: "Dear diary, Today I was kissing dead chicks, and you'll never believe what happened!" — implying he's a necrophiliac who only enjoyed her while she was cursed/unconscious. Votey: the diary continues, "It didn't work out. She insists on staying alive. Does anyone understand women?!"

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.