2009-08-03
Original: 2009-08-03 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A blonde woman stands in the foreground, having walked in on two men in a bed.
Woman: "OH MY GOD! YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME?! WITH A GUY?!"
One of the men (a man with reddish hair) has a speech balloon, but his reply is marked only with a small star symbol (★) pointing to the captions below.
Below the comic:
Best Possible Answer:
"I'm sorry. I love you, but this is who I am."
Worst Possible Answer:
"Oh my God! I thought it was you!"
Votey:
A caption reads: "THE REAL WORST CASE SCENARIO: 'EAT S--T, FATTY!'"
A blonde woman stands in the foreground, having walked in on two men in a bed.
Woman: "OH MY GOD! YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME?! WITH A GUY?!"
One of the men (a man with reddish hair) has a speech balloon, but his reply is marked only with a small star symbol (★) pointing to the captions below.
Below the comic:
Best Possible Answer:
"I'm sorry. I love you, but this is who I am."
Worst Possible Answer:
"Oh my God! I thought it was you!"
Votey:
A caption reads: "THE REAL WORST CASE SCENARIO: 'EAT S--T, FATTY!'"
Alt text
An SMBC comic. A blonde woman has walked in on two shirtless men in a bed together. She shouts, "Oh my God! You're cheating on me?! With a guy?!" The man with reddish hair starts to reply; his speech is marked with a star pointing to two captioned options below the comic. Best Possible Answer: "I'm sorry. I love you, but this is who I am." Worst Possible Answer: "Oh my God! I thought it was you!" Votey: a caption labeled "The real worst case scenario" gives an even worse reply: "Eat s--t, fatty!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.