2009-08-06
Original: 2009-08-06 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A woman with red/brown hair stands in a fitting-room or bedroom setting. Another woman with blonde hair (referred to in the caption as Sandy) stands behind her, holding a pink garment.
Red-haired woman: "I know you hate trying on bathing suits because of your poor body image. So, I'm putting on this meditation album to help you relax."
Caption (below panel): Apparently Sandy isn't a fan of whalesong.
Votey:
Close-up of the red-haired woman cupping her hand to her mouth.
Red-haired woman: "The album broke, so I'll have to do it myself."
Red-haired woman (imitating whalesong): "WOOWOOOOO WOOOOOO..."
A woman with red/brown hair stands in a fitting-room or bedroom setting. Another woman with blonde hair (referred to in the caption as Sandy) stands behind her, holding a pink garment.
Red-haired woman: "I know you hate trying on bathing suits because of your poor body image. So, I'm putting on this meditation album to help you relax."
Caption (below panel): Apparently Sandy isn't a fan of whalesong.
Votey:
Close-up of the red-haired woman cupping her hand to her mouth.
Red-haired woman: "The album broke, so I'll have to do it myself."
Red-haired woman (imitating whalesong): "WOOWOOOOO WOOOOOO..."
Alt text
Main comic: A woman with red-brown hair stands beside a blonde woman (named in the caption as Sandy) who holds up a pink bathing suit in what looks like a fitting area. The red-haired woman says, "I know you hate trying on bathing suits because of your poor body image. So, I'm putting on this meditation album to help you relax." Both women look uneasy. The caption below reads: "Apparently Sandy isn't a fan of whalesong" — implying the soothing meditation music is whale sounds, an unfortunate choice for someone self-conscious about her body. Votey (aftercomic, in rough sketch style): A close-up of the red-haired woman cupping a hand to her mouth, saying "The album broke, so I'll have to do it myself," followed by her vocalizing whale-song sounds: "WOOWOOOOO WOOOOOO..."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.