2009-06-06
Original: 2009-06-06 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A spiral galaxy in a starfield. An arrow labeled "YOU" points to a spot on the galaxy.
Label: YOU
Panel 2:
A woman in a green sweater gestures with a pointer at a poster of the same spiral galaxy mounted on a wall. A man with reddish-brown hair (seen from behind) stands facing her.
Man: ARE YOU SAYING I'M INSIGNIFICANT?
Woman: I'M SAYING YOU'RE FAT.
Votey:
A simple diagram on a white square. An arrow labeled "YOU" points from the upper-left down to a small dot.
Label (top): YOU
Label (under the dot): YOUR INABILITY TO LOSE 20 POUNDS
A spiral galaxy in a starfield. An arrow labeled "YOU" points to a spot on the galaxy.
Label: YOU
Panel 2:
A woman in a green sweater gestures with a pointer at a poster of the same spiral galaxy mounted on a wall. A man with reddish-brown hair (seen from behind) stands facing her.
Man: ARE YOU SAYING I'M INSIGNIFICANT?
Woman: I'M SAYING YOU'RE FAT.
Votey:
A simple diagram on a white square. An arrow labeled "YOU" points from the upper-left down to a small dot.
Label (top): YOU
Label (under the dot): YOUR INABILITY TO LOSE 20 POUNDS
Alt text
Two-panel comic. Panel 1: a spiral galaxy floating in a star-filled black sky, with an arrow labeled "YOU" pointing to a tiny spot on it, the classic "you are insignificant in the cosmos" image. Panel 2: a woman in a green sweater stands beside a wall poster of that same galaxy, holding a pointer aimed at it, facing a man with reddish hair shown from behind. He asks, "Are you saying I'm insignificant?" She replies, "I'm saying you're fat." The cosmic-perspective gesture is actually a fat joke. Votey (bonus panel): a plain diagram on a white square, with an arrow labeled "YOU" pointing down to a small dot, which is labeled "your inability to lose 20 pounds."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.