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2009-06-08

Original: 2009-06-08 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
A sick teenage boy with red hair lies in a hospital bed, an IV bag hanging beside him. Several adults stand around the bed, leaning in attentively. The boy speaks.
Boy: YOUR BOOBS.

Caption (below comic):
The Make a Wish Foundation no longer works with teenagers.

Votey:
A close-up of one of the adults, a man, beginning to speak earnestly.
Man: WE HAVE A BUDGET OF OVER TEN MILLION-
Boy (interrupting, from off-panel speech bubble): BOOOOOOBS.

Alt text

A red-haired teenage boy lies in a hospital bed with an IV drip, surrounded by attentive adults who lean in to grant his wish. His speech bubble says only: "YOUR BOOBS." A caption beneath reads: "The Make a Wish Foundation no longer works with teenagers." In the votey aftercomic, a close-up shows one adult earnestly starting to explain, "WE HAVE A BUDGET OF OVER TEN MILLION-" only to be interrupted by the boy's bubble: "BOOOOOOBS."

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.