2009-06-09
Original: 2009-06-09 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Woman (blonde hair): I'm sorry I'm never in the mood these days.
Man (orange hair, holding a device): It's okay. I built this time machine so, any time I want, I can travel to that time you were really turned on.
Panel 2:
Caption banner: JUNE 9, 2006
(The blonde woman is in a crowd of people, surrounded and grabbed at by many copies of the orange-haired man.)
Woman: AAAH!
Votey:
Label: ASTUTE READER:
A man at a computer: That's why she's never in the mood later!
Woman (blonde hair): I'm sorry I'm never in the mood these days.
Man (orange hair, holding a device): It's okay. I built this time machine so, any time I want, I can travel to that time you were really turned on.
Panel 2:
Caption banner: JUNE 9, 2006
(The blonde woman is in a crowd of people, surrounded and grabbed at by many copies of the orange-haired man.)
Woman: AAAH!
Votey:
Label: ASTUTE READER:
A man at a computer: That's why she's never in the mood later!
Alt text
Two-panel comic. Panel 1: A blonde woman tells an orange-haired man, "I'm sorry I'm never in the mood these days." He holds a device and replies, "It's okay. I built this time machine so, any time I want, I can travel to that time you were really turned on." Panel 2: A banner reads "JUNE 9, 2006." The woman screams "AAAH!" as she is swarmed in a crowd by dozens of copies of the same orange-haired man, all crowding and grabbing at her — the result of him repeatedly time-traveling to the same moment. Votey (aftercomic): A man at a computer, labeled "ASTUTE READER," says, "That's why she's never in the mood later!" — pointing out that the swarming created the very problem the man was complaining about.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.