2009-06-03
Original: 2009-06-03 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A male doctor in blue scrubs and a purple exam glove, cupping his hand to his mouth as if throwing his voice, is positioned at the lap of a patient (a woman in a green top) who is reclining/seated. He speaks in a high, performative voice as though it's coming from the patient's body:
Doctor (throwing his voice): "WHY HELLOOOO THERE, DOCTOR HILLER."
Patient: "PLEASE, PLEASE DON'T PRETEND MY VAGINA HAS A VOICE."
Caption (below the panel):
"It's not the ventriloquism that bothers me. It's the baritone."
Votey:
A close-up of the same doctor, hand cupped to his mouth in the ventriloquist pose, throwing his voice again:
Doctor: "I WISH SALLY WASN'T SO MEAN TO YOU."
A male doctor in blue scrubs and a purple exam glove, cupping his hand to his mouth as if throwing his voice, is positioned at the lap of a patient (a woman in a green top) who is reclining/seated. He speaks in a high, performative voice as though it's coming from the patient's body:
Doctor (throwing his voice): "WHY HELLOOOO THERE, DOCTOR HILLER."
Patient: "PLEASE, PLEASE DON'T PRETEND MY VAGINA HAS A VOICE."
Caption (below the panel):
"It's not the ventriloquism that bothers me. It's the baritone."
Votey:
A close-up of the same doctor, hand cupped to his mouth in the ventriloquist pose, throwing his voice again:
Doctor: "I WISH SALLY WASN'T SO MEAN TO YOU."
Alt text
A two-panel webcomic. Main panel: a male doctor in blue scrubs and a purple latex glove kneels at the lap of a reclining female patient in a green top during an exam. He cups his hand to his mouth, doing ventriloquism as if her body is speaking, saying in a performed voice, 'WHY HELLOOOO THERE, DOCTOR HILLER.' The patient replies flatly, 'PLEASE, PLEASE DON'T PRETEND MY VAGINA HAS A VOICE.' Caption below: 'It's not the ventriloquism that bothers me. It's the baritone.' Votey (bonus panel): a black-and-white close-up of the same doctor, hand still cupped to his mouth in the ventriloquist pose, throwing his voice again to say, 'I WISH SALLY WASN'T SO MEAN TO YOU.'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.