2009-05-19
Original: 2009-05-19 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A large green and red mother bird perched on a branch, leaning over a nest of small baby birds with open mouths.
Mother bird: HEY! STOP IT! STOP CHEEPING, YOU LITTLE SHITS, OR I'LL PUKE ALL OVER YOU!
Panel 2:
A woman and a young girl stand looking at a framed picture (or window/screen) showing the birds at the nest. The mother bird in the picture is shown vomiting.
Narration (woman): AND THE MAMA BIRD REGURGITATES BREAKFAST FOR ALL THE LITTLE BABY BIRDS.
Bird in picture: BLAAAGH!
Votey:
Close-up of a person's face (the young girl) speaking.
Girl: OH THAT'S FUCKIN' GROSS.
A large green and red mother bird perched on a branch, leaning over a nest of small baby birds with open mouths.
Mother bird: HEY! STOP IT! STOP CHEEPING, YOU LITTLE SHITS, OR I'LL PUKE ALL OVER YOU!
Panel 2:
A woman and a young girl stand looking at a framed picture (or window/screen) showing the birds at the nest. The mother bird in the picture is shown vomiting.
Narration (woman): AND THE MAMA BIRD REGURGITATES BREAKFAST FOR ALL THE LITTLE BABY BIRDS.
Bird in picture: BLAAAGH!
Votey:
Close-up of a person's face (the young girl) speaking.
Girl: OH THAT'S FUCKIN' GROSS.
Alt text
Two-panel comic. Panel 1: A large green-and-red mother bird perched on a branch leans angrily over a nest of cheeping baby birds, yelling, "HEY! STOP IT! STOP CHEEPING, YOU LITTLE SHITS, OR I'LL PUKE ALL OVER YOU!" Panel 2: A woman stands with a young girl, gesturing at a framed image of the same birds where the mother bird is vomiting ("BLAAAGH!"). The woman calmly narrates the sanitized nature-documentary version: "AND THE MAMA BIRD REGURGITATES BREAKFAST FOR ALL THE LITTLE BABY BIRDS." The joke is the contrast between the bird's crude reality and the polite explanation. Votey (aftercomic): A close-up of the young girl's face as she reacts bluntly, "OH THAT'S FUCKIN' GROSS."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.