2009-05-15
Original: 2009-05-15 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A bedroom scene. A red-haired woman sits up in a bed with red sheets, seen from behind. A man in a blue shirt is rushing out through an open doorway, mid-stride.
Man (in speech bubble): SORRY! TOO ETHICAL!
Caption (below panel): If you don't pay, she's not a prostitute.
Votey:
A blonde woman with a frustrated expression looks off to the side.
Woman: LOUSY PRIESTS.
A bedroom scene. A red-haired woman sits up in a bed with red sheets, seen from behind. A man in a blue shirt is rushing out through an open doorway, mid-stride.
Man (in speech bubble): SORRY! TOO ETHICAL!
Caption (below panel): If you don't pay, she's not a prostitute.
Votey:
A blonde woman with a frustrated expression looks off to the side.
Woman: LOUSY PRIESTS.
Alt text
A bedroom drawn in purple tones. A red-haired woman sits up in a bed with red sheets, viewed from behind. A man in a blue shirt dashes out the open doorway, leaving in a hurry, and shouts in a speech bubble: "SORRY! TOO ETHICAL!" A caption beneath the panel reads: "If you don't pay, she's not a prostitute." The joke: paying for sex would make him feel like he's hiring a prostitute, which he finds unethical, so he flees rather than pay. Votey (a small black-and-white sketch aftercomic): a blonde woman with an annoyed expression looks to the side and mutters in a speech bubble, "LOUSY PRIESTS." implying the men who do this to her are priests bound by such scruples.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.