2009-03-12
Original: 2009-03-12 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A man with reddish, slightly flame-like hair, wearing a purple shirt, holds his hand to his chest and speaks with an earnest expression.
Man: "OKAY, BUT THE MAIN REASON I SMOKE WEED AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES ALL DAY IS SO THAT WOMEN CAN GET AHEAD OF ME."
Caption (below panel): I failed to convince my girlfriend that I was a feminist.
Votey:
A loose black-and-white sketch of the same man holding up a small object (a marijuana joint/bud) pinched between his fingers.
Man: "THIS IS FOR YOU, LADIES."
A man with reddish, slightly flame-like hair, wearing a purple shirt, holds his hand to his chest and speaks with an earnest expression.
Man: "OKAY, BUT THE MAIN REASON I SMOKE WEED AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES ALL DAY IS SO THAT WOMEN CAN GET AHEAD OF ME."
Caption (below panel): I failed to convince my girlfriend that I was a feminist.
Votey:
A loose black-and-white sketch of the same man holding up a small object (a marijuana joint/bud) pinched between his fingers.
Man: "THIS IS FOR YOU, LADIES."
Alt text
A man with reddish hair in a purple shirt earnestly holds his hand to his chest and says, "Okay, but the main reason I smoke weed and play video games all day is so that women can get ahead of me." A caption below reads: "I failed to convince my girlfriend that I was a feminist." Votey: a rough sketch of the same man holding up a tiny joint between his fingers and declaring, "This is for you, ladies."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.