2009-03-15
Original: 2009-03-15 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (single panel):
Two men stand in a field beside a giant purple structure shaped like an enormous shopping bag or sack with handles.
First man (with light hair, gesturing): "Well, it cost me six billion dollars, but I trust it'll do what you scientists... say, what DOES it do."
Second man (with glasses): "Actually, it doesn't do anything. It's just bigger."
First man: "Bigger?! Bigger than WHAT?"
Caption below panel: It was the greatest yo mama joke of all time.
Votey:
A man lies on the ground while a disembodied hand grips/pats the top of his head. The man looks pained but defiant.
Man: "I REGRET NOTHING!"
Two men stand in a field beside a giant purple structure shaped like an enormous shopping bag or sack with handles.
First man (with light hair, gesturing): "Well, it cost me six billion dollars, but I trust it'll do what you scientists... say, what DOES it do."
Second man (with glasses): "Actually, it doesn't do anything. It's just bigger."
First man: "Bigger?! Bigger than WHAT?"
Caption below panel: It was the greatest yo mama joke of all time.
Votey:
A man lies on the ground while a disembodied hand grips/pats the top of his head. The man looks pained but defiant.
Man: "I REGRET NOTHING!"
Alt text
A single-panel comic. Two men stand in a grassy field next to a colossal purple object shaped like a giant shopping bag with handles. The light-haired first man says, "Well, it cost me six billion dollars, but I trust it'll do what you scientists... say, what DOES it do." The bespectacled second man replies, "Actually, it doesn't do anything. It's just bigger." The first man, alarmed, asks, "Bigger?! Bigger than what?" A caption beneath the panel reads: "It was the greatest yo mama joke of all time" — revealing the six-billion-dollar giant object was the punchline to an elaborate "yo mama's so big" insult. Votey: A roughly sketched panel shows a man lying on the ground as a disembodied hand grips the top of his head; pained but defiant, he declares, "I regret nothing!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.