2009-03-10
Original: 2009-03-10 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A blonde woman stands on a porch/steps, crouching to pick up an orange cat. A small blue dead bird lies on the ground near the cat. In the background, a man with red hair walks along a path looking toward her.
Woman (to the cat): "Now, cutie, I know you think it's sweet to bring me a dead bird, but it's... oh, you're so cute! Come inside for a bowl of milk."
Caption (below panel): She'll never know that I'm the one who loves her.
Votey:
A crude drawing of a fat orange cat sitting and facing forward with a blank expression.
Text: "NO VOTEY TODAY INSTEAD: RETARDED CAT!"
A blonde woman stands on a porch/steps, crouching to pick up an orange cat. A small blue dead bird lies on the ground near the cat. In the background, a man with red hair walks along a path looking toward her.
Woman (to the cat): "Now, cutie, I know you think it's sweet to bring me a dead bird, but it's... oh, you're so cute! Come inside for a bowl of milk."
Caption (below panel): She'll never know that I'm the one who loves her.
Votey:
A crude drawing of a fat orange cat sitting and facing forward with a blank expression.
Text: "NO VOTEY TODAY INSTEAD: RETARDED CAT!"
Alt text
An orange cat sits on a porch beside a small dead blue bird. A blonde woman in a green shirt crouches down to pick up the cat, cooing: "Now, cutie, I know you think it's sweet to bring me a dead bird, but it's... oh, you're so cute! Come inside for a bowl of milk." In the background, a red-haired man walks along a path, gazing at her. The caption below reads: "She'll never know that I'm the one who loves her" -- the twist being that the man (not the cat) is the one secretly pining for her, while she only has eyes for the cat. Votey: a crudely drawn fat orange cat with a blank stare, captioned "NO VOTEY TODAY INSTEAD: RETARDED CAT!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.