2009-02-12
Original: 2009-02-12 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Woman (brown-haired, seen from behind, sitting across a table): IT'S MY VOICE, ISN'T IT? I NEVER GET A SECOND DATE BECAUSE OF MY WHINY HIGH-PITCHED VOICE!
Man (with reddish hair, in a suit, gesturing): IT'S... YEAH, IT'S THE VOICE. LET'S GO WITH THAT.
Panel 2:
(Close-up of the woman's face. She has a small dark rectangular mustache resembling a Hitler mustache above her red lips. No dialogue.)
Votey:
Woman (thought/dialogue): I DON'T GET IT! NONE OF THE DATING TIP SITES SAY ANYTHING ABOUT A HITLER MUSTACHE TABOO!
Woman (brown-haired, seen from behind, sitting across a table): IT'S MY VOICE, ISN'T IT? I NEVER GET A SECOND DATE BECAUSE OF MY WHINY HIGH-PITCHED VOICE!
Man (with reddish hair, in a suit, gesturing): IT'S... YEAH, IT'S THE VOICE. LET'S GO WITH THAT.
Panel 2:
(Close-up of the woman's face. She has a small dark rectangular mustache resembling a Hitler mustache above her red lips. No dialogue.)
Votey:
Woman (thought/dialogue): I DON'T GET IT! NONE OF THE DATING TIP SITES SAY ANYTHING ABOUT A HITLER MUSTACHE TABOO!
Alt text
A two-panel comic at a restaurant table. Panel 1: a brown-haired woman, seen from behind, says, "It's my voice, isn't it? I never get a second date because of my whiny high-pitched voice!" A red-haired man in a suit, gesturing awkwardly, replies, "It's... yeah, it's the voice. Let's go with that." Panel 2: a close-up reveals the woman's face, which sports a small dark rectangular Hitler-style mustache above her red lipstick, revealing the real reason for her dating troubles. Votey (aftercomic): the woman, looking puzzled, says, "I don't get it! None of the dating tip sites say anything about a Hitler mustache taboo!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.