2009-02-09
Original: 2009-02-09 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1: A person with long red hair and a goatee, wearing a green V-neck shirt, looks anxious and distressed. Motion/sweat lines radiate around their head. (No text.)
Panel 2: A close-up of the person's raised arm and hand against a dark blue background. They are wearing a yellow wristband reading "W.W. J.D." (What Would Jesus Do). (No text other than the wristband.)
Panel 3: The person stands from behind, facing two restroom doors. On the left door is a yellow triangular sign showing a standing male figure; on the right door is a yellow triangular sign showing a female figure in a dress. The person looks distressed, with motion/sweat lines around their head, unsure which restroom to use. (No text.)
Votey: A close-up of Jesus (long hair and beard, robe), turned to the side with a confident expression and a clenched, raised fist. A speech bubble reads: "WHATEVER I WANT!"
Panel 2: A close-up of the person's raised arm and hand against a dark blue background. They are wearing a yellow wristband reading "W.W. J.D." (What Would Jesus Do). (No text other than the wristband.)
Panel 3: The person stands from behind, facing two restroom doors. On the left door is a yellow triangular sign showing a standing male figure; on the right door is a yellow triangular sign showing a female figure in a dress. The person looks distressed, with motion/sweat lines around their head, unsure which restroom to use. (No text.)
Votey: A close-up of Jesus (long hair and beard, robe), turned to the side with a confident expression and a clenched, raised fist. A speech bubble reads: "WHATEVER I WANT!"
Alt text
A four-panel comic. Panel 1: a distressed person with long red hair and a goatee in a green shirt, sweat lines around their head. Panel 2: close-up of their raised arm wearing a yellow wristband reading 'W.W. J.D.' (What Would Jesus Do). Panel 3: seen from behind, the person stands anxiously between two restroom doors, one with a male sign and one with a female (dress) sign, unable to decide which to use. Votey: a close-up of Jesus with a raised, clenched fist and a confident grin declaring 'WHATEVER I WANT!' — the punchline being that the answer to 'what would Jesus do' is whatever he pleases.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.