2009-01-11
Original: 2009-01-11 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A woman with brown hair (seen from behind) sits across a small candlelit cafe table from a man with reddish hair in a green polo shirt. The man looks uneasy.
Woman: THE LEFT ONE'S JUST BIGGER, BUT THE RIGHT ONE'S AN OSCILLOSCOPE!
Caption below the comic:
Things I regret:
a) Dating an engineer
b) Buying her a breast enhancement
Votey:
Top banner text: NUDITY!
A close-up shows a person's bare chest where one breast has been replaced by a gray oscilloscope device, complete with knobs, switches, and a round blue screen displaying a yellow waveform grid.
A woman with brown hair (seen from behind) sits across a small candlelit cafe table from a man with reddish hair in a green polo shirt. The man looks uneasy.
Woman: THE LEFT ONE'S JUST BIGGER, BUT THE RIGHT ONE'S AN OSCILLOSCOPE!
Caption below the comic:
Things I regret:
a) Dating an engineer
b) Buying her a breast enhancement
Votey:
Top banner text: NUDITY!
A close-up shows a person's bare chest where one breast has been replaced by a gray oscilloscope device, complete with knobs, switches, and a round blue screen displaying a yellow waveform grid.
Alt text
A webcomic. In a dim, candlelit restaurant, a brown-haired woman (viewed from behind) sits across a table from a nervous-looking man in a green polo shirt with reddish hair. The woman declares, 'The left one's just bigger, but the right one's an oscilloscope!' A caption underneath reads, 'Things I regret: a) Dating an engineer, b) Buying her a breast enhancement.' The joke: her breast augmentation was turned into lab equipment. The votey (bonus panel) has a pink banner reading 'NUDITY!' and a close-up of a bare chest where one breast is replaced by a gray oscilloscope with knobs, switches, and a round blue screen showing a yellow waveform.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.