2008-12-02
Original: 2008-12-02 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1: A Superman-like man in a red cape stands in a field at sunset, gesturing toward a blonde woman.
Superman-like man: "I would love to sleep with you, but I can't. If we made love, you'd be destroyed by the force."
Panel 2: Close on the blonde woman, looking down sadly, the back of the man's head in the foreground.
Woman: "I... I understand."
Panel 3: A Wonder Woman-like woman with dark hair, a tiara, and gold bracelets gestures toward a red-haired young man in a maroon shirt, in the same sunset field.
Wonder Woman-like woman: "I would love to sleep with you, but I can't. If we made love, you'd be destroyed by the force."
Panel 4: The same field, now empty except for a single gravestone on the hill.
Votey:
A hand-drawn close-up of the gravestone. Engraved text reads: "HERE LIES ZACH. LASTED LESS THAN TWO MINUTES."
Superman-like man: "I would love to sleep with you, but I can't. If we made love, you'd be destroyed by the force."
Panel 2: Close on the blonde woman, looking down sadly, the back of the man's head in the foreground.
Woman: "I... I understand."
Panel 3: A Wonder Woman-like woman with dark hair, a tiara, and gold bracelets gestures toward a red-haired young man in a maroon shirt, in the same sunset field.
Wonder Woman-like woman: "I would love to sleep with you, but I can't. If we made love, you'd be destroyed by the force."
Panel 4: The same field, now empty except for a single gravestone on the hill.
Votey:
A hand-drawn close-up of the gravestone. Engraved text reads: "HERE LIES ZACH. LASTED LESS THAN TWO MINUTES."
Alt text
A four-panel comic. Panel 1: a Superman-like man in a red cape tells a blonde woman in a sunset field, "I would love to sleep with you, but I can't. If we made love, you'd be destroyed by the force." Panel 2: the woman looks down sadly and says, "I... I understand." Panel 3: in the same field, a Wonder Woman-like woman in a tiara and gold bracelets says the identical line to a red-haired young man: "I would love to sleep with you, but I can't. If we made love, you'd be destroyed by the force." Panel 4: the field is empty except for a fresh gravestone on the hill, implying the man ignored the warning, slept with her anyway, and died. Votey: a close-up of the gravestone, inscribed "HERE LIES ZACH. LASTED LESS THAN TWO MINUTES"—a sex-stamina pun on how quickly he was destroyed by the force.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.