2008-12-03
Original: 2008-12-03 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Caption (top banner): I FEEL LIKE TODD ISN'T TAKING HIS PREMATURE EJACULATION PROBLEM SERIOUSLY ENOUGH.
Panel: A shirtless man with red flame-like hair throws both arms up triumphantly, grinning, chest hair drawn in a small swirl.
Man: I WIN AGAIN!
Votey:
Panel: The same red-haired man, smiling sheepishly, as an off-panel speaker addresses him.
Off-panel speaker (speech bubble from upper right): AWW, YOU WERE SO CLOSE.
Panel: A shirtless man with red flame-like hair throws both arms up triumphantly, grinning, chest hair drawn in a small swirl.
Man: I WIN AGAIN!
Votey:
Panel: The same red-haired man, smiling sheepishly, as an off-panel speaker addresses him.
Off-panel speaker (speech bubble from upper right): AWW, YOU WERE SO CLOSE.
Alt text
A yellow caption banner at the top reads: "I feel like Todd isn't taking his premature ejaculation problem seriously enough." Below, a shirtless man with red flame-like hair throws both fists in the air in triumph, grinning wide, exclaiming "I win again!" The joke: he treats his premature ejaculation as winning a race. Votey: the same man smiles bashfully while an off-panel voice in a speech bubble says, "Aww, you were so close," patronizingly framing it as a near-miss.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.