ohyesrobot.ordoliberal.com

2008-11-20

Original: 2008-11-20 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
A teacher (a man in a blue polo shirt with light brown hair) stands at the front of a classroom holding a sheet of paper, gesturing as he reads aloud. A globe sits on a cabinet and a framed picture hangs on the wall behind him. Three young students are seen from behind, facing him.
Caption (the teacher, speaking): I find that a well-placed "ohhh shit, yeah" really brings Shakespeare's sonnets to life.

Votey:
A man (drawn in simple black-and-white line art) holds his hand to his mouth, looking emotionally moved, almost tearful.
Man (speech bubble): THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL AS SHIT.

Alt text

A color comic panel shows a teacher in a blue polo shirt holding a sheet of paper and reading aloud to three young students seen from behind in a classroom, with a globe and a framed picture in the background. The caption, his words, reads: "I find that a well-placed 'ohhh shit, yeah' really brings Shakespeare's sonnets to life." The joke: he claims that punctuating Shakespeare with crude exclamations makes the poetry come alive. The black-and-white votey shows a man holding his hand to his mouth, looking moved to tears, saying in a speech bubble, "THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL AS SHIT."

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.